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that’s how you make armor for women, no bullshit boob cups.

Just beautiful.


Boob cups must be the most uncomfortable things on earth… What the hell are you supposed to do when one of your boobs slips out? Let’s say you inhale or move your chest somehow so your breasts get free from the cup and end up clipped on the edge?? You can’t even pull them like you can when your bra gets all screwed up! Like who wants to wear that while they’re fighting monsters and shit?

I hit reblog so hard I may have sprained my finger

boob cups could also kill you. If you fall on your chest, all your weight will be on the middle of the boob cups and your sternum could be crushed. bye bye heart.

and the fact that this is the Mulan from “Once Upon a Time” makes it even better

(Source: crazybitcharoundhere)

  • 1/4 part of me:

    I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.

  • 1/4 part of me:

    I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude

  • 1/4 part of me:

    I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me

  • 1/4 part of me:

    I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood

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